Suppose you want to make a positive difference in the world. You want to give money to a charity buy you’re concerned about how much of your donation will actually go towards helping people. You want to help end hunger and diseases like AIDS and malaria but you aren’t a billionaire. You’d like to mentor an at-risk child but then you’re only helping one person. I have a solution for you: get a tattoo of a penis on your forehead.
I’m completely serious about this. I can’t imagine a simpler, more cost-effective way to bring joy and relief to so many people. When you’ve been on your feet for 12 hours and just had a fight with your spouse, none of that matters anymore when you see someone with a dick on their forehead. If you’ve just been laid off and aren’t sure how you’ll feed your family, your troubles become unimportant after encountering someone with a penis tattoo on their face. With such a tattoo, ou could visit the poorest areas of Asia, Africa, and South America and touch the lives of millions. Millions. Think about it.
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